Parent trouble!

Shil’s back, and he’s aiming for your dil!!!! Nopes, he won’t stop until he’s touched you in that secret place. So sit back and enjoy few more cool fundas from your gyaan-guru!

Folks, it’s that time of year. When parents come visiting. They want you to take them to Niagara, NYC, Golden Gate, etc. They just don’t get the modern economy, yaar! Has Steve Jobs taken a day off to show his parents around??! Has Bill Gates??! Success means studying the habits of the successful people and integrate them into your own lifestyle, 24-by-7! Right??!

So is there no time for loved ones in this day and age?? Of course not! They r the one who has nurtured you and showered you many gifts. They have stayed awake at night thinking abt your future, when you were out hard-partying with the friends. Yes, they have been there when even close pals have deserted you. They have been the shoulder to cry on when life has brought you one more failure.

Brings to mind that unforgettable scene in KJKL where Saif’s father has been hospitalized with brain cancer. Few ppl will have the guts to say what Saif said. Those three powerful words. The words we sometimes say carelessly to a girl, until she leaves you in the dust. You think she is the one, the special person in your life. You watch Govinda films together, you write short stories for her, you share the last few bites of chicken chowmein with her in the college canteen. You stare at the full moon together, you make Maggi for her. Love therapy, they say. But it’s all bakwaas. And she’s gone b4 you can say “Oye?!”. And guess who has been waiting at home to comfort you??!

Mom and Pop: Niagara is nothing for what you have done, your son is ready to take you to Miami even! But don’t forget what management guru Peter Drucker has said: “Effective people are the ones who have thrown unproductive activities into the winds”. Economy is not going to stop because I am going to see Niagara! And don’t forget, we have gone to Niagara three times already! So I don’t think it has changed that much since last year! So why the fuck we should go again and again, and waste my time: you want me to be fired from the fucking job??!!!!! Just don’t get what the fucking parents want, man!!!