Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Benazir ke bachche

Yaar, a state of total chaos is in full swing in our neighboring country Pakistan. The latest crisis: Benazir Bhutto is pregnant again with her umpteenth child! President Musharraf is considering declaring an emergency in Pakistan.

Dudes, it is no secret that the Pakistani People’s Party has long been referred to as the Permanently Pregnant Party thanks to Benazir’s antics. Dr. Manmohan Singh has rightly expressed his worries about her becoming the next Prime Minister of Pakistan. Once again the world will see the sight of Pakistan being run by a mad woman with twenty-five children. No doubt Pakistanis deserve such cantankerous women leaders, but from the geopolitical perspective, Osama must be clapping his hands in joy.

Guyz, I too have many Pakistani friends, and I have made it a point to treat them on equal footing with normal people. They are also humans after all, yaar. To treat them as second-class citizens is missing the point. Am confident that many of my generation will embrace this idea. Yes, they have played havoc in Kashmir and many other parts of the world and they should be brought to Justice. But Justice can only say to them: “Yes, you are the worst crackpots, but God still loves you, yaar. Go in peace!” Vanquish them with never-ending love, yaar!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

great to see a sensible suggestion from an Indian, man. Come over to Lahore this winter, dude. we'll show you how we chill over here, buddy. total freak-out party scene. latest english films, pool parties, rock fests (junoon- led zep of the east, man), happening discs. totally liberal, cultured city, yaar.
c'mon over.

Anonymous said...

Yaar, you Pakis are too desperate to live in a bubble, listening to other people's music and watching other people's movies!

And please! Junoon is just bubble-gum rock for kaboothars who are going into coma over N-Sync and Backstreet.

Down with the Pakis, man.

Anonymous said...

first of all, bubble-gum is banned in pakistan.
and second of all ---

whatever!
c'mon, yaar, let's just be good neighbours. after all, half your bollywood stars are pakis by descent. we're just better looking, thats all. in all other respects, we're just the same. very liberal, totally chill.

pakman