Veni, vidi, vici, folks! Denver was duly trashed by janata, I don’t think that city has ever dreamed of the kind of hard partying that we IIT-ians are used to. What didn’t we do?! Clubbing, ogling, drinking, partying….! And I gotta tell you – enjoying a private strip show with your friends is a unique bonding experience! Desis were “lapping” it up, yaar! Get it?!
It’s all about freedom, dudes. Got to hand it to the US of A. Since time immemorial, no other country has allowed the masses to express themselves in such a varied manner. The European countries are just snobs, yaar! All just big talk and bad cuisine.
Life goes on, man. Your philosopher, Shil, has returned to his daily existence. Life of a programming whiz from IIT continues. Only some of us understand what it means to be a desi in the US. Others, like Jhumpa Lahiri and co., are living in a bubble. A bubble in which chapattis and dosas are being cooked every day in tandoors by chachis and naanis. Someone has to put his hand up and tell the truth, man. Even though he may be abused from all corners, and told “shut up!” time and again.
But some select ppl will appreciate his wisdom. That’s what I live for, dudes.
4 comments:
Hey Shil,
Why did u go to that private strip show, sweetheart? I've been reading this blog and quietly developing a crush on you...a hubby from IIT-Kgp is my dream yaarrr! No lap-dances pleeese .... Im turning green! I will make chhole-bhature and utthapams for you and bear you two kids...why don't u meet me and u'll know how dumb those strippers are!! MARRY ME...pllleeeesse!
Yours and only yours,
- Jalti Jawani
Dear Jalti Jawani,
First of all: are you a virgin? I have nothing but respectful lust for virgins.
Secondly: are you having an MCA degree from reputed institution? If not, I must regretfully spurn your offer of marriage - this alliance cannot be.
Thirdly: I'm glad you have recognized that KGP is the top of the heap. Kanpur and Calcutta used to be good, but nowadays they only attract the goonda elements. Quality education means KGP exclusively.
Pls send me your horoscope and 12th standard marksheet asap.
Shil
Hi Shil,
Only a KGP genius can have such a systematic approach to important aspects of life. Marriage is indeed a big decision, and for KGP graduates like you,choosing from among millions of aspirants can be a "Maha"-challenge, hai na??
Answering your queries one by one:
First of all, I have dutifully and gladly saved my precious flower for a brilliant KGP husband.
Secondly, I have a MA degree, not MCA, but to get you, I will quickly enroll myself in NIIT.
I am delighted that you recognize my ability to be eclectic...yes, Kanpur comes nowhere near KGP. Now that should convince you why I would be the best match for you.
I will waste no time and rush the horoscope + marksheet to you.My jawani cannot wait any longer.Oooohhhhh...Shil....I probably can never get enough of you!!!
Chumma,
-Jalti Jawani
Dear JJ,
I will keep the flower of your virginity in a special vase I have bought at K-Mart for that purpose. When it finally fades (as all flowers must), I will lovingly place it in the soil outside my house, where it will turn into the most extraordinary organic fertilizer for my coconut plant.
Virginity is worth its weight in dollars in this global economy, yaar. You must buy when the price is low and sell when the price is high.
As they say in IIT, a virgin is like a COBOL program - hard to penetrate, and out of fashion!
Shil
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