Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Spammers are over the limit, yaar!

Yaar, even basic decency is vanishing from the face of our beautiful earth. Yesterday my pop got a spam email advertising big boobs! Naturally, poor man was embarrassed and offended to his dignity. And today he suffered another spam that was selling a giant penis!

Sending such cheap junk to Gen-X is ok, we are chilled out and are able to cope with it, but to send the same to our parents is violating the sacred trust we place in private sector!

The older generation are still newbies, trying to learn how to use email and access the WWW. They just want to be able to communicate with their loved ones: why torment them with this kind of utter crap! Doesn’t a spammer also have parents?! How would his pop feel if he opened an email to find a “nice pic” of a gangbang!?!

Yes, it’s true that part of my job in G Crew LLC is to send some advertising info to some potential clients by email and make sure that the email is not mistakenly landing in the client’s junk mail folder. But note carefully: this is not a spam or an email assault. This is for the genuine purpose of selling a product. I am not putting any dirty pics in the email or saying cheap things! We at G Crew LLC are selling a very reputable line of ladies’ intimate clothing, and we are a household name worldwide. Why should we go in for such shoddy tricks?!

Friendz. Plz don’t take this kind of spam lying down or the spammers will only be encouraged in their mischief. God knows what new things they are hiding up their sleeves, to give heart attacks to our moms and pops!!

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