Monday, August 13, 2007

Total soap opera in the workplace!

Friendz, I’m excited to tell you about a happening in my workplace – one of the female staff is suing the company for sexual discrimination. At last, chance to see famous American legal system at work!

Pointed question is: why is the lady complaining? Nobody knows, only she is aware of all the details of the case. But management is also being very tough. They are denying fully. So it’s going to be a warfare in the office!

Guyz, I am all in favor of women’s rights. They, too, should be given ample scope to expand and express themselves. Recently, I read in TIME MAGAZINE that Larry Summers, who is the top official in Harvard, created a great hullabaloo by exposing the women as being less able than the males. Some of the ladies in the room became dizzy on hearing the facts and had to be carried out. Yes, it was a great blow to their prestige and feeling of superiority, and naturally they reacted adversely.

But, yaar, that’s what research is abt! Getting to the bottom of the facts without caring anybody! Easily he could have found that men are more stupid than women, and I’m sure no man would be fainting in fear coz of that. The ladies are just making a big drama as usual, and pointing fingers left and right. Fact is: women may not be so good in some things, but they are very talented in other fields. Who wants to see Michael Jackson topless, but everyone wants to see Britney topless! So yes, there is discrimination, but it is very pleasant.

All you gals out there: even if Larry Summers has proved that you are not so clever as men, so what of that?! Shil will always love you!! So come on, don’t be too harsh on yourself for such a small thing!

2 comments:

OLS is BEST said...

Shil, how do you respond to the fact that the most powerful politicians in the sub continent have been women? I think they discriminate against men in the sub continent.

Shil said...

Yaar, OLS: deep question.

There are of course "n" number of reasons that can be given. But if you boil them for an hour, only one will be left: all these women are like our primary school class-teacher. She was very tough and would beat you with a sturdy ruler, but you also wanted to get into her pants. Such rare combination of sass and savvy is very deadly.

Even in the US, if Britney gets a brain-job, then she will easily thrash Obama and Clinton and all the others.