Dudes and dudettes!!! Your pal Shil has just been to a happenin’ party that went down in the boss’ palace, if you nizzles shizzle my drizzle! That’s right, Stephen J Dotts Jr, CEO and mastermind behind G Crew LLC threw a lavish party last night at his very own crib! Many local celebs were also in attendance.
Guyz. SJDJ lives the kind of life that many ordinary ppl can only imagine. Even the latrines in his house are very well decorated and artistic! And there is a huge jacuzzi! I had not brought any swimming shorts, but after much encouragement from the ppl, yours truly stepped in wearing his briefs. Gotta tell you, guyz – the pecs and the chest hair created a sensation!
SJDJ’s daughter, Melanie, was sitting next to me in the tub, and I was able to have a deep conversation with her. She is not the average American nympho – she has attended college in
Then a very unpleasant incident happened that I am shocked to say. I was fondled by an old man in the jac!!!! No doubt that he too had been eyeing me for a long time, and suddenly I felt his hand on my thigh! That such things can happen in public was just too unbelievable!!!!!! I quickly tried to escape from the jac, but he was holding on to my briefs!!!!!! Guyz: I panicked. Started shouting all kinds of things like “homo” and “rape!”. Then there was a shocked silence in the room. Guess what?! He was none other than Stephen J Dotts Sr.!!!! Many ppl quickly climbed out of the jacuzzi, and I heard later that he had also tried for some of them.
Poor Melanie! She was very tearful, but I said to her “So what if your grandfather is a homo? Does that mean you’re a lesbian??!” She was very touched by my words. She has invited me to their house anytime for coffee and philosophical discussion. Of course, I will try and go when her homo relatives are not around, Shil is not safe around them.
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"“So what if your grandfather is a homo? Does that mean you’re a lesbian??!” She was very touched by my words."
Classic! BTW, you hoser, weren't u going to talk to Chris about September visit to SF?
-Rajesh.
Comrade Shil
Our manifesto forbids, on pain of excommunication, any interference in the capitalism's dance of death. I am an observer only but no longer I can watch your self-destruct in silence.
Your misguided pursuit of mammon in the stronghold of the capitalist hegemon is causing all this nefarious incident one after another. friend, this economic system is self-contradictory and thereby leads to all kind of unnatural behaviours in decadent scenarios, viz, jacuzzi orgy. I am beg of you to give pause and peruse Great Leader Selvadurrai's
"Red Book". No doubt this will be life-changing.
anon
Yaar, anon:
you are dead right abt the 24-by-7 capitalistic evil of our time. but note: i am not saying that socialism will deliver the goods. who will wipe the tears from the eyes of the village belles who have lost their livelihoods, and been displaced by the robotic machines??! no easy solutions, yaar.
Shil
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