Friendz! This is a very special post, coz I want to share with you all peeps this maha-fundu news about workplace. Yep, you guessed it right- your man Shils has cracked the internal job market!! Say congrats to G-Crew's new Technical Support Team Leader.
And for those of you who are jealous and saying, "So what? Company like G Crew is not having a top-notch tech support team anyway", I have this to say - how many of you are moving into Management line so soon? Well-wishers will agree that this is paradigm shift in career path.
Doston, you are thinking, this Shil is a real mastermind, here he is writing so-called honest and informative blog every day and not a mention of job strategy! That is not because I was hiding the situation, but because I was lying to myself. I was telling myself I was happy with job, but inside I was burning with ambition. I did not tell this, but even in Jacuzzi party, there was a separate pool for tech staff. And the snacks for us were mostly veg, with only soft drinks. The boss's fat daughter Melanie was the only white chick who even said hi to us desis. I tell you, friendz, your Shil had swallowed many insults in job but what I had to swallow when Dotts Sr. grabbed me was too much. I told myself- so far I have been like Nargis in Mother India but now I will be like Big B in Muqaddar Ka Sikander.
Next day, I stormed into top floor, banged my fist on Stephen Dott Jr's reception desk, and know what, guyz? I promptly got appointment for next to next Monday. No kidding.
When the day came, was Shils nervous? No sir, I had been watching Rakhi Sawant on Koffee with Karan and had picked up her technique. Basically, I told Dotts "What do you think, you are doing me a favor? Go hell! I have exit options. Market for C++ is booming. Not to mention my SAP skills, always in demand. And with my 2-yr experience of intimate apparel industry, I am a very high-value proposition in job market."
Well, folks, you already know what happened next. Your buddy Shils has now entered a new phase of job life. With your blessings, a fulfilling career is no longer a distant dream.
No doubt, some of you are worrying that now Shils will forget his readers. C'mon, yaars, now I will bring expose of party-hard, work-hard management life to you peeps. But maybe not as regularly as before - after all, try to understand pressures of responsible position.
"Will to succeed and succeed you will!"
Dale Carnegie, 1888-1955
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