Don't touch me inappropriate!

Howz life, folkz!!!! Shil was in Cali (c'mon on, California, guyz....:)) last week, doing a small project for the ppl at Oracle. Their canteen is quite spick-and-span and the cooks are very jolly. The US cuisine is utter crap, but they have one very tasty dish - mac and cheese!

So: I was chilling in downtown San Francisco when I saw an Indian guy (ABCD of course, what do you think!) carrying a signboard and shouting about gay rights and respect for gays, so I started arguing with him. I told him, Do you even know what is the meaning of respect?? (1) When you work your ass off 9-2-5, 24 by 7, either as team leader or team member, (2) when you complete the project in a goal-oriented manner within the given time-frame, (3) when you give your 100 percent even though you are here on L-1 short-term visa only and they are paying you too less coz of that reason, (4) when you heed the advice of the seniors, THEN at the end of the day your sweat will smell of - you guessed it, R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!!

The bugger couldn't take it. He started shouting that I didn't have the courage to be open and show my homo side. I just laughed. 'You know what's the meaning of courage, my friend?' I told him. 'When Amitabh Bachchan played an elderly gentleman in the movie Baghban! Just imagine, having the guts to play such a daring role, and risk alienating the fanbase!'

Anyway, long story short - he started attacking me for no rhyme or reason. There were two lesbos standing with him and they also started screaming at me. I endured quietly for a while, then walked away, didn't want to give them any satisfaction by acting cheap like them.

I have only question for the homos - what's your funda???!!! Are you so bored and rich that you are acting like girls?? Do you think that poor people can afford to be gay? If so, why do you think there are no gays outside US and Europe??

And the lesbos are the most frustrated of the lot. Chillax, you nymphos! Yes, you are too ugly for white men, but so what - get yourself an Indian guy! We're not so particular about your face,etc as long as the girl is white. And for the gay guys - how about an Indian girl? Many of our smart young ladies are looking for abroad chance to further their dreams. They are very open-minded and can consider a white man if so be it.

And as for gay marriage, even Obama has told that marriage is male-female only, so topic is closed.

Anyway, if you just want a marriage certificate, there's no need to shout - I can get one made for you from India (also, if you want any kind of documentation, passport, report card, license, etc. If you want gold/silver medal that will be more costly).

Bottomline is that if you want to be gay I have no problem with it, but please don't sit next to me in the cinema hall and touch me inappropriate!!