Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Flatmate in heat

Who is a hypocrite? He who talks big, but secretly disobeys himself. And who is Shil? The guy who is standing with his ear to his bedroom wall trying to hear the sounds coming from his flatmate’s room. What is he trying to hear? Is he trying to listen to the sounds of two human beings enjoying beautiful luv? Or is he trying to ignore the silence in his own room?? Or both??? Does he feel jealous for his flatmate Sumon, who has found a Russian girlfriend, and is indulging in sin every night with her? Or does he want to help them to overcome lust forever, and find the purity of spiritual luv??

First of all, Sumon, congrats! I’m happy for you, and I hope and pray that she may be your soulmate who God himself has chosen for you before the beginning of the Time….. Surely there is a girl for every guy and destiny has brought your loved one to you at this point in time….Or maybe, God forbid, she is merely taking you for the ride, and has no feelings for you. Ok, sex is fine, and I am delighted for you that at long last you are getting a taste of this forbidded fruit. I too have some experience in this regards, but anyway, this is not about me, or my wild days of hard partying and womanizing when I was a Romeo in IIT KGP – believe me, I could write a whole book chapter about that, just ask anyone at KGP!!

But, Sumon, have you considered that maybe you should take it slow, and not be so eager to expose yourself to her?? I don’t think girls are so eager for sex, they are like flowers that like to open their petals gradually, and you may be turning her off by this physical attention. More crucially, have you spent some adequate amount of time with her to see if she is the one, before this kind of unwise activity. She looks intelligent and mature, but who knows, maybe she has slept with many ppl before and who knows what kinds of bacteria and germs she has amassed! Did you know that according to latest stats 1 out of every 3 Russians is infected with HIV???

She has beautiful physique, but I really don’t know if she is the right social strata for you – anyone can be a receptionist in the US, as long as they are female and know how to smile meaningfully at the clients. Trust Shil on this one, there are N number of women in this country who are ready and available for a “hot time”, but they will all leave you in the dust afterwards. Don’t be scared to break up with her, getting a girl in this country is not rocket science, anyone can do it. But tell me how many can nourish the relationship, and handle it maturely, without having a serious fallout and depression??

No, Sumon, this friend cannot stand by and see you get hurt – his character will not allow it. I have gr8 respect for uncle and auntie, and if I let their son down now I will never be able to look them in the face ever again. Believe me, I don’t want to tell them about all this in my weekly skype chat with them, but love demands loyalty to a higher ideal – I cannot be selfish and stay silent any more, Sumon!!

2 comments:

OLS is BEST said...

Shil, thanks for standing up for the Indians who choose to preserve themselves. You are like the Jonas brothers of India, except you are only 1 person. Yet the impact is that of 3.

Sex is for beginners. People like us are looking for that kismet connection, yaar.

Shil said...

OLS: That is exactly what I want to impress on Sumon, that there is no reason to go ga-ga over sex, nothing gr8 about it! 9 out of 10 white women are only too happy to go to bed with anybody, so it's no reason to think special of yourself for that! Come to Shil when you're totally bored with sex, and I will teach u the meaning of true luv.