Don't be too harsh on vulgarity, yaar

Dudes, this foray into the blogosphere has been like a dream for yours truly. My dream is that diverse groups will unite under one umbrella to read my blog. In all this excitement, I am sometimes tempted to forget my angst.

But then I remind myself: angst is the principle, blog is the means and catharsis is the purpose.

I was watching some Indian Idol on YouTube – why are Indian singers so ugly, yaar?? And who the fuck made Anu Malik a judge?! The guy is a rapist! Seriously, we all know that he raped Alisha Chinoy, right? Maybe they felt safe letting him be around the Indian Idol contestants, since they’re so ugly. But if any of the contestants suddenly gets a chance in a Hindi movie, then it should be investigated by the authorities. Of course, we must not forget that Salman Khan has killed a person (and also some protected wildlife). The celebs are thinking too high of themselves, yaar. Even in this country, Paris Hilton and a few others are cocking a snook at the law.

Alisha was quite a hottie, man. She was the first “naughty girl” of Indian television. She was a slut before Sushmita Sen could spell her own name. Don’t think she had any good songs, though. That’s the thing with Madonna – she’s a nympho who has sung some evergreen melodies, yaar. I have a very open-minded attitude towards these people – I am very much of the view “Live and Let Live”. I know vulgarity is becoming a rampant trend in Hindi films now, but that’s what the public wants, yaar. In a survey of 10,000 Bollywood fans on the internet, it was found that the No 1 desire of the fans was to see Ash, Preity, Rani and Britney Spears topless in the same movie! This is wishful thinking because Ash is now married.

It's Friday, and time for me to update you on my book and CD of the week:

In my CD player: Smooth Jazz Celebration (Compilation)

On my bookshelf: Jane Austen by Emma

Chal, stay cool, guyz!