What is love?? Is it coming from the heart or chemical reaction? It can take you high, and also crash you down. When it touches you inside, your heart opens like a marigold. What is this mystery of romance?? Don’t be sex-mad: sex is only the hardware interfacing with the software. Love is the code written by the divine programmer. Sex without love is like a laserjet printer printing blank pages by itself – nothing to read. So love the code, because the code is Love.
But world is not so black and white, yaar. Guys and gals in every corner of the world are bedazzled by the glitter of sex, and love is given the go-by. How to enjoy the coital bliss within the framework of romance? Sometimes we are lucky to see some evergreen couples. For them, love is still going strong, even in this highly materialistic scenario of the global economy. Actually, I have a good joke for Thomas Friedman – looking at the girls in IIT KGP, I used to think “The world is flat”! Get it?! LOL.
So for those of you guys who are in the honey-trap of sweet Cupid, and are looking for some wise words, I have compiled an FAQ:
Q. What if the girl is always wanting to be with me, and I need space?
A. I feel you don’t really want to have a relationship on an equal footing if you are asking this question. She is not the chosen one for you, then. Back off, quietly and honestly.
Q. What is the meaning of commitment?
A. Good question. Commitment means telling her that she is still beautiful every day of her life, even though her paunch is starting to grow and her nagging is becoming unbearable.
Q. What if she is playing hard to get?
A. If she is truly devoted, then she will finally give up these wily ways. And if the girl is trying to play fast and loose with you, then it’s time to decide whether you really want to have a relationship with such a prostitute.
Q. What if I’m in love with a guy?
A. If you are a homo, then you should seek professional help.
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